"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.


time i spent writing the happy part of this fic: 4567890323 hours

time i spent writing the sad part of this fic: 3 minutes or sth like that